Before becoming a mom I knew that some phrases would become second nature to me. Because I said so or wait until I tell your dad were sentences that I was certain would easily roll off my tongue. Whelp, I don't say those as much as I say these...
I just want to Pee alone.
Why aren't you wearing pants?
Please don’t stand at the storm door while not wearing your pants.
Touch your toes so that I can wipe your butt.
Okay, I will give you 3 M&Ms, 2 stickers and a bowl of raisins if you put your coat on right now!
Please stop wiping your butt on the carpet!
Is today Tuesday?
Do I smell poop?
Wait let me smell your butt!
Don’t eat the dog food.
No, we don’t eat rocks!
Stop squeezing the baby!
Yes, replacing each word in “Jesus loves me” with “poop” is hilarious, but I’m not going to sing it that way.
Stop making yourself burp.
I don't care that the Nija Turtles eat pizza every night, you are having chicken.
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